Reviews
“This hotel was a breath of fresh air. As someone who values human interaction, I appreciated the fact that the hotel only employs and caters to humans. It was comforting to know that I wasn’t sharing the space with any Numans”
"What a great stay at a truly unique hotel. The lack of Numans made for a serene and peaceful environment, and the human staff were always on hand to ensure my stay was comfortable and enjoyable.” — Walker, J. 2045.07.29
"I had an amazing time at this hotel! The staff were all human and incredibly attentive, and the fact that the hotel doesn't allow Numans added to the feeling of exclusivity and luxury.” —Lanham, N. 2045.10.02
"I cannot speak highly enough of this hotel. The attention to detail and focus on human interaction made for an unforgettable experience. I loved being in a space that was free of any Numans.” — Fishback, J. 2045.05.15
"As someone who finds the prospect of Numans unsettling, this hotel was an absolute dream. The staff were all human and the lack of Numans made for a truly unique and refreshing experience.” — Carrol, B. 2045.02.13
“I loved my stay at this hotel. The focus on human interaction and exclusivity made for a truly luxurious experience. I appreciated the hotel’s stance on not allowing Numans, which added to the overall feeling of safety and security.”
“Come for the luxury, stay for the discrimination. Honestly, f#%k this place.” — Curry, R. 2045.09.11
“What a great stay at a truly one-of-a-kind hotel. The lack of Numans added to the feeling of exclusivity and luxury, and the human staff were all incredibly welcoming and accommodating.” — Robin, F. 2045.09.12
SOMEONE CALL ME BACK! I’ve been leaving voicemails for weeks. My husband stayed there several weeks ago and I haven’t heard from him since.” — Mrs. Hoover, 2045.03.22
“Stayed there last week. I would not recommend. 0 out of 5 stars!”